I see your knitted octopus and raise you a needle-felted squid
Oh my, these are brilliant. The squid is my favorite.
Well consider this a promotion! You are officially my full time secret santa. Your new benefits include the title, bragging rights, a partridge in a pear tree, snow, endless candy canes, and a reduction on your coal supply. Enjoy!!!!
people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
This is so cute! 🐶
my room was getting cold so i went to check if my vent was open and
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
most annoying tumblr trends 2013!!!
- "swiggity swag"
- "do he got a booty"
- "bitch i might be"
and now, sliding into place right on time:
- "surprise bitch"
When brands fire shots on Twitter, things can get sassy.
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
Black Hole bending light.
this is fucking terrifying